I Fucking Hate You

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

And Blah

Today was just a shitter of a day.

I havent had a cigarette in 3 days and so im a little on edge. Quitting is a pain in the arse.

Anyway. Fuck it.

I was going to post something mildly entertaining, but ive lost the link, so i guess this whole thing was pointless... wasnt it?

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Monday, September 21, 2009

I'm Baaaaack

It has been a rather frustrating 2 days. I am quitting smoking. This isn't so much of a difficulty because i went the losers way out and got medication. They make me nauseous. I survive though. I think it is mainly the work.

Things wear on you here. The people i work with are mentally deficient. They appear to have been labotomised to a degree. Mindless drones wandering around this pathetic office wasteland. I try to find something interesting to do here however the work bores me to no end. So, I must resort to evil thoughts.

For instance:

Q. What would happen is a cadre of psychotic chimps invaded my bosses office?

A. I'm thinking monkey rape or monkey beating. Possibly both. Either way i win!

Q. Would people be perturbed if i walked around the office and slapped myself in the face occasionally?

A. Possibly, although this is unlikely as they have a higher chance of being brain dead drones who probably play with their own faeces in the evening all whilst singing redundant East 17 tunes.

I have been using the offices stationary facilities to bind my resume and the Masterchef cookbook that got emailed to me. I have also pilfered several notebooks and staplers. Staplers are great throwing implements. The only thing they don't supply are Parker Pen refills. I do have a boot-load of them though, so they are not a necessity. I enjoy using Parker Pens, they make me feel like a self important fuck.

I am now looking at a load of shit pinned to my wall. Some are things i need to do. Some are things that i have already done. Some are things that i don't care to do ever again. I am pondering never doing anything again and having a Fight Club moment. I'll wait until i leave this job before i go absolutely insane though. Nothing worse than leaving a job, having nothing to go to, and then sitting on the couch for the next six months playing Batman and drinking warm beer because you have lost the will to get up off the couch to get a cold one out of the refrigerator. All whilst your toenails grow long and yellow and your hair has some sort of fly colony building a fort on your skull. I do not think that scenario would be ideal. Perhaps ideal if i lived in a commune.

So, yeah... I am back.

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Friday, April 18, 2008

Observational Stupidity

So i'm sick.

I have the flu and its fucking me up and around a flagpole and leaving me bleeding on the side of the road.

OK maybe not that bad.

I still feel violated though. I knew i should have got that flu shot when it was offered. Alas, here i am, at work feeling like total crap with a mountain of paperwork sitting in front of me. It has made my back ache. The only thing that may make me feel somewhat better is going home and sitting in front of the television watching crap and eating soup.

Something stupid i did observe though, when i masturbated last evening, all the crap from having the flu went away for at least a couple hours. It at least allowed me to have a good nights sleep and i did feel relieved afterwards. Although that was something i expected anyway. Hence the reason for doing it.

I notice absolute rubbish that seems significant to me but after some time, i realise it means absolutely nothing. I am indeed a silly individual.

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Monday, April 14, 2008

Hrmm

Perhaps it's just me, but tanned Russians just look weird...

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Saturday, March 29, 2008

In Breaking News - I Still Exist

Yep.

I'm still here. This job that i am on now is almost finished. I'll be happy to leave it when it's done. They may move me to some backwater for my next job, but anything is better than this place. That backwater is more than likely going to be Canberra. Fireworks and porn for all (well no more fireworks). Porn is available freely on the net. So i guess any attraction that Canberra actually had has dissipated into the steaming pile of shit that is our nations capital.

Regardless, it's better than here.

I found out that i have some form of intolerance to lactose. Not a sever intolerance, but an intolerance nonetheless. It's irritating cause i like eating cheese and stuff, but does the pain after eating it offset the taste and enjoyment of the dairy? It's something i'll have to weigh up. I know i'll keep eating it cause im a stubborn fuckwit.

The engineer at work has his radio going on at full blast and it is really annoying the fucking piss out of me. If i were a violent human i'd probably shove it up his arse. Wait, is shoving something up his arse violent, or just kinky? There's a frightening prospect. The guy may actually enjoy it..... *shudder* It's all hard and pointy.

Fuck that...

Oh yeah, that's a couple of pictures of what we are doing below...


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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Meh and Plah

I am so over things lately. Too many ass hats at work have removed any fun left in this job. It'd be great if it weren't for the employees. Unfortunately i am no entrepreneur and am not loaded enough to tell every person that works here to kiss my bollocks and fook off. So i will live with the crap as i get paid.

At least it's somewhat better than my last job.

Meh, over it.


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Saturday, January 12, 2008

Disturbing Arnie



Why wouldnt you want Arnold Schwarzenneger governing your state. This is campaign material right here.

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